Windows 7 will come in 6 flavors: Imp Information

Windows 7 Starter Edition
Consists of a single full screen video showing that system is running and your keyboard/mouse are dysfunctional. Upgrade everything.


Windows 7 Home Basic
Security vulnerabilities will expose all passwords, home finances to hackers.
Windows 7 Home Premium
Security vulnerabilities will expose all passwords, home finances to hackers. AND sell your home to a Nigerian business man
Windows 7 UnProfessional
This one will expand the viruses to your TV, toaster and fridge
Windows 7 Ultimate
Will require a new computer purchase every month.
Windows 7 Enterprise
You’ll have to work in Redmond to operate this on test beds only. Will not work on any known computer sold in the market.
Note – all versions will render your PC unusable if you try to go back to XP (yeah, who has Vista anyways)?